The Selfish Machine

Reminds me of me and my mom, only we’re not as cute.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OOPS, ALMOST FORGOT MY-

OH THANK GOD YOU’RE OKAY. COME HERE. DO YOU FEEL YOUR HEART? IT’S RACING! YOU’RE TERRIFIED! YOU DON’T WANT TO GO. THAT’S FINE. THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. WE’LL JUST GET YOU AWAY FROM HERE. WE’LL FORGET THIS WHOLE SILLY NOTION. WHAT WERE WE THINKING? HA! WE MUST HAVE BEEN ON CRAZY PILLS!

MOM, PLEASE LET ME GO AND HAND ME MY BACKPACK. IT’S NOT EVEN REAL COLLEGE. IT’S COMMUNITY COLLEGE. I STILL LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE. I’LL BE HOME AT SIX.

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    This will be me and my mother soon.

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